I got a hair cut today.
This might not be a big deal to you, but I have insane hair, and it's a huge drama to go to the hairdresser. Curly hair is snooty. It's picky and pretentious. It only likes being washed a certain way, or brushed a certain way, or placated with certain products. It doesn't like certain kinds of weather - don't even SPEAK to me about humidity. If you do something curly hair doesn't like, it punishes you by going into a beatch fit and exploding into pure frizz that is shapeless at best - at worst, it's the dreaded 'triangle head'.
This has happened to me many, many times. Which is why I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to the salon in my adult life. It's hard enough looking after curly hair when it's your own - it's a freaking nightmare finding a hairdresser who knows how to handle it.
It's not like normal hair. You can't cut it wet. You can't layer it. Thinning is dodgy. Short = frizz bomb, long = headaches and mass amounts of conditioner. Dyeing? Forget it.
So today, with a very specific list of what I wanted and what I did not, I went to the hairdresser. My reason? I'm about to move to the tropics, I can't be walking around with a woolly blanket on my head in summer! I wanted short hair. Not boy hair, not butch hair. Feminine and girly, yes, but still - SHORT. Layered - absolutely not. A fringe? Why yes, thanks!
So, the first thing the hairdresser decides when I tell her all this? I obviously want a trim, not short hair, and she knows best because she dropped out at grade 10 to do her apprenticeship, thank you. And then she attacks my hair with thinning scissors!!! And then, after wetting my hair to cut it, is confused when everything goes different lengths!!! And I had to explain to her that curly hair doesn't curl all uniform and predictable!!! And then she goes on about how a fringe would be useless! And WHAT THE HECK cause she said she was EXPERIENCED with curly hair!?!?!?!
Half an hour later I walked out of there fuming mad with a thinned out puffball - slash - triangle on my head. I was annoyed. My curly hair was frizzing like crazy - a blatant screaming fit about being violated. It was not a good start to the day.
In the end, I went home and re-cut it myself. I have a playful fringe and nice curls and basically I look like a shagamuffin :) It's nice. I can look cute or rock-chick wannabe or I can even do that sexy bed head thing. It will curl to look messy, shaggy, fun, whatever I want. Or I can use (selective) products to relax it a bit and go a bit straighter and neater. It can still be pinned back. There's enough length for a little ponytail but not enough to make me sweat like a pig in summer. I may yet cut it shorter, but I'm happy for now.
Lesson to all this?
Don't trust your curls with some peroxide-inhaling shampoo addict who mixes chemicals but never finished high school.